When people hear my goat’s name, they usually pause and ask, “Wait… Misery?” I can’t help but laugh because despite the gloomy name, Misery is one of the brightest, most joyful parts of my homestead.
How Misery Got Her Name
Her name was actually inspired by a line from the Green Goblin in the Spider-Man movie. At one point, he says:
“Misery, misery, misery – that’s what you’ve chosen. I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face.”
The line stuck with me because it was so bold and unforgettable, and when my little goat came into my life with her loving personality, I knew instantly what her name had to be. Misery just fit.
Of course, She is a sweetheart She’s not loud, but when she wants attention, she lets you know it. Misery was one of our bottle babies. She loves to follow me around.
Personality Plus
Misery is not the queen of the barnyard, but she is young. There is still time for that. She loves climbing on everything—hay bales, rocks, sometimes even my back if I sit still too long.
She’s also incredibly affectionate in her own goat-like way. Misery doesn’t just come over for pets; she makes her way to me and if she can she will try and sit on my lap but most of the time she will lay down right next to me and start chewing her cud. Just like most bottle babies, they want to be with you.
Life With Misery
Owning goats is always an adventure, but Misery adds a little extra spice to every day. She keeps me laughing with her antics—like jumping in the hay feeder and laying down when she knows I am about to fill it.
Kids who visit the homestead adore her, and she loves to nibble on shoelaces or pose for pictures like a true diva.
Why She’s My Favorite
Out of all my goats, Misery has carved out a special spot in my heart. She’s independent, hilarious, and beautiful. I love watching her hop around. Every homestead needs that one animal who becomes more than livestock—they become family. For me, that’s Misery.
So, while her name might raise eyebrows (and make Spider-Man fans smile), the truth is: my life would be a lot more miserable without her.
Here are a few photos of Misery.
Breed : Nigerian Dwarf doeling
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