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There’s something magical about asking gardeners this question. Their eyes light up, their shoulders lift, and suddenly you’re buried under stories about heirloom varieties, surprise successes, and that one plant they’ll never grow again because it tried to take over the entire yard.

For me, choosing a favorite is impossible—so I pick three: tomatoes, peppers, and pumpkins. Each one brings its own kind of joy to the garden, and honestly, I’d miss them if one didn’t make it into the yearly lineup.

Tomatoes: The Overachievers of Summer

Tomatoes are the divas of the garden—demanding, dramatic, and always worth it. There’s nothing like checking the vines in midsummer and seeing those bright red gems shining back at you. Whether it’s a handful of cherry tomatoes for snacking or a big slicer destined for a BLT, they never disappoint. They’re the heart of my garden and the one plant I always make room for… even when I swear I won’t plant as many next year.

A Quick Note About Tomatoes & Livestock Safety

As much as we love growing them, tomatoes come from the nightshade family. That means the green fruits, stems, and leaves contain solanine—a natural toxin that livestock shouldn’t consume. Animals like goats, sheep, pigs, and chickens etc..should not be fed green tomatoes or tomato plants, as they can cause digestive issues or more serious problems.

Ripe tomatoes are fine for them  but the whole plant and green tomatoes should stay out of the livestock treat bucket.

Peppers: The Flavor Builders

Peppers come with personality. Sweet, spicy, crunchy, colorful—there’s a pepper for every mood. I love how they quietly do their thing all season long without making a fuss. They’re sturdy, dependable, and generous once they start producing. From fajitas to salsa to stuffing them for dinner, peppers earn their keep on my homestead!

A Fun Fact About Chickens

People love to joke that giving spicy peppers to chickens might make the eggs spicy, or even the chicken itself. ( as if they can be pre-seasoned 🤣) Thankfully, that’s just a funny homestead myth. Chickens cannot taste capsaicin—the compound that makes peppers hot—so they can chow down on jalapeños like they’re snacking on mild bell peppers. And no, it won’t make your Sunday dinner spicy. It’s just one of those quirky, almost-disappointing  facts.

Pumpkins: The Garden Party Guests

Pumpkins are the plants that make you feel like a kid again. Watching the vines sprawl across the yard, spotting those bright  green globes forming under the leaves. Then the excitement of them turning orange or white —there’s something so wholesome about it. Pumpkins carry a bit of magic with them, and harvesting them feels like celebrating the end of the growing season with a big, round trophy.

Pumpkins for Livestock: More Than Just a Treat

One of the reasons I love growing pumpkins is how useful they are around the homestead. From seeing the joy on my children’s faces to seeing the livestock enjoying them. Many livestock keepers feed pumpkins (especially the seeds) as a natural support for deworming. Look up the holistic ways pumpkins can help. Remember pumpkins are a great  treat that can help support a healthy gut. Goats, chickens, pigs, and cows all love them—and nothing goes to waste.

So now I want to know… what’s your favorite thing to grow in your garden?
Is it something practical, something nostalgic, or something that just makes you smile? Drop a comment and share—gardeners love to swap stories, after all.

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When Your City Friends Start Treating You Like You Joined a Cult.

The minute you tell your city friends you’ve started homesteading, something changes. Suddenly, you’re no longer just you — you’ve become “that friend who milks goats and talks about compost like it’s a lifestyle.”

They’ll smile politely while  clutching their oat milk lattes and say things like, “That’s… so rustic of you!”
(Translation: You’ve lost your mind, and we’re worried you might start wearing overalls to brunch.)

Next thing you know, they’re asking werid questions:
“Do you still have Wi-Fi out there?”
“Isn’t it, like, lonely?”
“Wait… you actually eat the eggs your chickens lay and the chickens?”
Yes, Beatrice. That’s literally the point.

Then come the backhanded compliments.
“You’re living such a simple life!” — as if I traded my brain for a butter churn.
“I wouldn’t live like you, especially when there are supermarkets but so awesome for you”
“You must save so much money growing your own food.”
(Sure, after you buy the fencing, the feed, the vet supplies, and the tractor that costs more than your car.)

But deep down, you can tell they’re a little jealous. While they’re stuck in traffic, I’m collecting fresh eggs and watching my goats do their daily comedy routine. While they’re paying $8 for a salad, I’m eating one that grew right on my homestead — and yes, it tastes better because I did it and  I didn’t have to parallel park for it.

Quick Lesson for the City Folks: What’s What Out Here

Before Beatrice starts calling my place “the farm,” let’s clear up a few things — because not every patch of land with animals and dirt is the same:

A Farm – This is where people grow crops or raise animals mostly for income. Think rows of corn, dairy barns, and tractors that look like they belong in a museum of heavy machinery. Farms are about production — feeding communities, selling goods, and (hopefully) turning a profit.

A Ranch – Now, ranches are a whole different vibe. Ranchers are the folks managing big open land, usually raising cattle or other livestock. It’s cowboy country — less “cute chickens” and more “herding 200 head of beef on horseback.” If you’re picturing a cowboy hat and a big sky, you’re right on target.

A Homestead – That’s me. Homesteading is more about self-sufficiency than big business. It’s growing your own food, raising animals for your own table, and learning to live a little more independently. It’s where the goal isn’t “profit,” it’s “peace.” (Okay, and maybe bragging rights when your tomatoes actually grow.)

So, let them think I’ve gone full Little House on the Prairie. That’s fine. I’ll be over here with my animals, my garden, and my peace and quiet — living the dream they’ll never admit they want.

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When we first decided to add pigs to the homestead, I’ll admit — I was a little nervous. I had visions of giant hogs running me down! 🤣

Then  my husband said look at  the Kune Kune pig, and everything I thought I knew about pigs changed.

These little charmers are the gentle souls of the pig world — short, round, friendly, and full of personality. The kind of pig that’ll follow you around like a dog, grunt for attention, and flop over dramatically for a belly rub the second you look their way.

🌿 A Bit of Kune Kune History

The name Kune Kune (pronounced “koo-nee koo-nee”) actually means “fat and round” in Māori — and honestly, it fits them perfectly. These pigs hail from New Zealand, where they were traditionally kept by the Māori people. By the 1970s, they were nearly extinct, but thanks to a few dedicated breeders, they’ve bounced back in a big way and made their way to homesteads all over the world.

🏡 What Makes Them So Special

Kune Kunes are small pigs with big personalities. Fully grown, they weigh between 100 and 250 pounds — sturdy but manageable. They come in every color combination imaginable — black, ginger, cream, white, and spotted like little cows. Some even sport adorable chin tassels called piri piri, which give them an extra dose of charm.

But here’s the best part: Kune Kunes are true grazers. Unlike most pigs that love to root and till everything in sight, these pigs prefer to munch on grass. That means your pastures should stay intact, your yard doesn’t look like a battlefield, and you get your very own eco-friendly lawn crew.

🌾 Easy Keepers for the Small Homestead

Because Kune Kunes can thrive mostly on grass, they’re one of the most affordable pigs to keep. A bit of supplemental grain, veggies, or fruit keeps them happy and healthy. They also don’t require massive barns or complicated setups — just a simple shelter for shade and protection, some fencing, and room to roam.
They’re quiet, calm, and social, which makes them perfect for small homesteads. My Kune Kunes love to greet me every morning with cheerful grunts, waiting patiently (well, mostly patiently) for their breakfast.

❤️ Personalities You Can’t Resist

Every Kune Kune has a unique personality. We have one who thinks she’s a goat, until we moved her over with the other pigs. We also had a few that think they are better off with the cows. No matter how many times we moved them out of the cows pasture they decided thats where they belong. The cows don’t mind at all, in fact I believe my heifer loves them more than she does anything else. 🤣   They’re affectionate, curious, and genuinely seem to enjoy human company.

They’re the kind of animal that turns daily chores into moments of joy. There’s nothing quite like hearing those happy snorts as they waddle over to say hello.

🐖 Thinking About Breeding?

If you ever decide to raise Kune Kunes, you’re in for a treat. They’re wonderful mothers, usually with small, manageable litters.  They are pregnant for three months three weeks and three days. ( 116 to 118 days ) Piglets are sturdy, friendly, and ridiculously cute — tiny versions of their round parents, complete with little grunts and wiggles.
Handled early, they grow into some of the most even-tempered pigs you could ask for. And honestly, watching them grow up on pasture is one of the most rewarding parts of homesteading life.

🌞 Why I’ll Always Have Kune Kunes

For me, Kune Kunes aren’t just another homestead animal — they’re part of the family. They make me laugh daily, with learning to sit and to do other tricks.  They’re proof that pigs can be both practical and downright delightful.
If you’ve ever wanted pigs but were intimidated by the idea, start with Kune Kunes. They’re gentle, friendly, and  while they can be easy on the land remember they are pigs and while I have a few that are wonderful. I also have a few that like to root up the bottom of the fence! Yes I said it. While kune kune are known as the pig breed that won’t do this, you have to keep in mind when they want those weeds or grain on the other side of the fence they will be the first to show you that your fence wasn’t made for them!  There are many different options for what to do. Do your research for what fencing you think will work for your homestead.

We have our fencing lined with wood at the bottom. Its been working great and even started doing this idea in other areas of our homestead.  So remember — Life’s better with Kune Kunes — they mow your grass, steal your heart, and occasionally your snacks. 💚🐷

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You ever have that one goat who looks like they’ve been through a bad breakup — dull coat, rough skin, attitude for days? Yeah… turns out it’s not sass, it’s a mineral problem. 😅

I used to think salt blocks were enough until my goats gave me that “you tried” look and walked off. Now I’m deep in the world of copper boluses, selenium  and balancing calcium like I’m running a goat chemistry lab. Here’s what I’ve learned about the minerals your goats actually need — and how to keep your herd looking fabulous while still chewing your fences.

🧂Rock On, Goats! — My Never-Ending Quest for the Right Minerals 🐐✨

If you’ve owned goats for longer than five minutes, you’ve probably realized two things:
1️⃣ They’ll eat / taste everything except what you actually want them to.
2️⃣ They somehow need more supplements than a bodybuilder.
I used to think minerals were just a fancy word for salt. (You know, the stuff you set out and hope they lick once in a while.) Oh, how wrong I was. Turns out, minerals are one of the most important parts of keeping goats healthy, shiny, and sassy — and my herd has helped me along this journey.

🧲 Salt (Sodium & Chloride): The Goat Snack That Isn’t a Snack

When I first started, I set out one of those big red mineral blocks like you’d give to cows. My goats sniffed it, gave me a look of deep betrayal, and walked away.
Lesson learned: goats don’t like working that hard for their minerals.
Now I give them loose minerals with salt mixed in, and they actually use it. Salt helps keep their hydration and muscles in check — and saves the goats trying to lick the barn walls….haha they still lick the walls 😂. They are goats doing goat things.

💪 Calcium & Phosphorus: The Dynamic Duo

These two are like the peanut butter and jelly of goat nutrition. They keep bones, muscles, and milk production in top shape. But they’ve got to stay balanced. Too much phosphorus (usually from too much grain) can lead to urinary stones in males. So I keep an eye on their calcium-to-phosphorus ratio and try to keep it around 2:1. It’s basically math, but with goats staring at you while you do it.

🧡 Copper: The Diva Mineral

Copper might as well wear sunglasses and demand filtered water — it’s that dramatic.  Goats need it for shiny coats, strong immune systems, and good fertility. But too little copper, and you’ll see faded coats, balding tails, and a whole lot of attitude.

✨  Never buy “sheep and goat” minerals unless you enjoy disappointment. Also don’t give your sheep a lot of copper that can kill them, goats require more than what sheep can handle. 

🌞 Selenium: The Tiny Powerhouse

If you’re in a selenium-deficient area like me, you know the struggle. Selenium keeps muscles strong — especially in newborn kids. A lack of it can lead to “white muscle disease,” which is as awful as it sounds.

My fix? I use a loose mineral selenium, as with everything you need to be careful too much  could be crucial  because it is possible to overdose, which can be toxic or fatal to goats.

💅 Zinc: Because Goats Deserve Great Skin, Too

Zinc helps with skin, hooves, and immune health. If I start seeing flaky skin or bald patches around noses, I know zinc might be low. But here’s the kicker — too much calcium can block zinc absorption.
It’s all a balancing act… and honestly, I think goats enjoy watching us stress about it.

🦴 Magnesium & Manganese: The Unsung Heroes

These guys don’t get the spotlight, but they’re just as important.
• Magnesium supports muscle and nerve function (a deficiency can lead to stiffness or even tetany).
• Manganese helps with bone growth, fertility, and milk production.

Basically, these two are like the quiet farmhands keeping everything running smoothly behind the scenes.

🍌 Potassium: The Energy Booster

Potassium keeps goats hydrated and supports muscle and heart health. It’s especially important during hot weather or if your goats get scours (diarrhea).

If your goats look tired or weak after a heatwave, a little extra potassium — usually from good-quality forage or supplements — can make a difference.

💨 Sulfur: The Coat Supporter

Sulfur helps build healthy hair, hooves, and amino acids. It’s one of those “don’t think about it till it’s gone” minerals.
Just be careful — too much sulfur can block copper absorption, leading to those dreaded faded coats.

🧂 Iodine: The Throat Protector

Iodine keeps the thyroid running smoothly. Without it, goats can develop goiters (yep, neck lumps) and may have breeding or kidding issues.

💙 Cobalt: The Vitamin B Buddy

Cobalt is like the behind-the-scenes producer for Vitamin B12 — goats need it for digestion and energy. Without enough cobalt, they can get anemic or lose weight even when they’re eating fine.
Cobalt is often overlooked, but it’s vital for rumen health.

⚙️ Iron: The Oxygen Carrier

Iron keeps the blood healthy and helps prevent anemia. It’s especially important for kids and lactating does.
Usually, good hay and forage provide enough, but goats that are wormy or recovering from illness might need extra support.

🧡 Blocks vs. Loose Minerals

Forget the blocks. Goats just don’t get enough from them. Loose minerals are where it’s at.  While you should keep your minerals in a covered feeder inside the barn or at least something over them, so it stays dry! I have yet to do this.                                                       I would highly recommend something with a cover though. If it gets wet, the goats will be unhappy and so will you. When the minerals get wet they clump together or can get moldy. If you do have them uncovered as I do then watch the weather as best as you can if it looks like rain remove the trays.

⚖️ Finding the Balance (and Your Sanity)

Goat minerals are all about balance. Too much iron or sulfur can block copper. Too much calcium can block zinc.
It’s like nutritional Jenga — one wrong move, and your goats start looking rough.
But don’t panic. Start with a good-quality, goat-specific loose mineral I use sweetlix, my goats have access to this all the time, and while I only went over a few of the minerals there are many more! Where do I get my other minerals from… Little Avalon Farm. They sell the minerals along with other things, they also have lots of information!

🪶 The Bottom Line

If your goats could talk, they’d probably say:
“Thanks for the minerals, now hand over your sandwich.”
Keeping a good mineral mix available year-round is one of the easiest ways to keep your herd healthy, shiny, and ready to cause more barnyard drama. So if you haven’t yet, set out some fresh loose minerals — and watch your goats rock on!

🏡 From the Homestead:

Out here, there’s always something new to learn — whether it’s how to balance minerals or how to convince your goats not to stand on top of the mineral feeder.  Every season brings a new lesson, a few muddy boots, and at least one goat that refuses to cooperate. But honestly? I wouldn’t trade this crazy, mineral-measuring, goat-chasing life for anything. 💚
Here’s to shiny coats, healthy herds, and never running out of coke… because these goats sure aren’t slowing down anytime soon. 🥤🐐

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🏡 Homestead Diary Entry: The Day I Learned Milking a Goat Is Equal Parts Yoga, Wrestling, and Patience Training

If you’re diving into the world of homesteading, there’s one moment that makes you feel like you’ve truly “arrived” — the first time you pour a jar of fresh, creamy milk that came straight from your own goat. It’s wholesome, satisfying, and just a little chaotic (because, well… goats).
Milking goats is a daily dance between human determination and goat attitude. Some mornings it’s peaceful and calm, other days it’s a full-contact sport. But once you get the hang of it, you’ll never look at store-bought milk the same way again.

Whether you’re milking your first doe or fine-tuning your technique, here’s a few things  you need to know to make milking time smooth, sanitary, and maybe even enjoyable.

🐐 Step 1: The Prep Work — Clean Goat, Clean Hands, Clean Bucket

Before you even think about milking, cleanliness is key. Dirt, hair, and hay will find their way into that milk if you skip this step.

• Brush your goat’s udder and belly to remove debris. ( I give a good brushing also on their backs and sides. After all they are giving you milk why not give more of a brushing.)

• Wash the udder with warm water and a clean cloth or udder wipes. ( some use this. I how ever do not. I like to use my own mixture that my neighbor introduced to me – you will need a spray bottle or a squeeze bottle,  I like to use lavender essential oil, lemon essential oil. 20 drops of each (if you do not want to use lavender you could use eucalyptus essential oil  with the lemon essential oil) and  2 tbsp Of castile soap.  Mix well put in your bottle of choice.  Spray on the teats and wipe with a clean cloth some use paper towels.  I like to use a cotton wash cloth. I wash my cloths after I’m done)

• Dry completely — moisture is not your friend when it comes to milking time.

• Clean your hands –  I wash before I get started with everything, yes I know you are handling the brushing and their cleaning but unless you have a sink in your milking area you are not going to be able to clean your hands between all your does for milk.

• What to put your milk into – Try to use a stainless steel bucket or glass jars.  Plastic holds smells and scratches easily (and no one wants a side of barn aroma with their latte).

🪑 Step 2: Set the Scene — Milking Stand = Your Best Friend

If you don’t already have a milking stand, build or buy one. Trust me, crouching in the dirt while your goat tap dances around is a fast track to back / knee pain and  bad moods. Cause I am not in my 20s and my knees and back won’t take that. 🤣
A milking stand keeps your doe secure, raises her to a comfortable height, and — most importantly — lets you bribe her with grain while you work. A busy mouth means less mischief from the back end. ( you hope! )

Want to make things even easier? Some goat owners use a milking sling to gently lift and support their goats during trimming or milking. It’s like a spa hammock for your goat — minus the cucumbers on her eyes.

🥛 Step 3: The Technique — Squeeze, Don’t Pull

Goat teats aren’t udders on a cartoon cow. Pulling is a no-no. Instead, trap the milk in the teat with your thumb and forefinger, then gently squeeze downward with the rest of your fingers.
It’s all about rhythm. Think of it like playing a tiny udder piano — soft, steady, and in tune with your goat’s patience level.
Pro tip: The first few squirts should go into a separate cup or the cloth (to check for clumps or discoloration) before milking into your main bucket.

🧊 Step 4: Chill Out (Literally)

Once you’re done, strain the milk through a fine filter, coffee filter, or cheesecloth and get it chilled as quickly as possible. Cold milk tastes fresh; warm milk… tastes like regret.
Pop it in the fridge right away or use an ice bath to speed up the cooling process. The faster it cools, the fresher it tastes.

💕 Bonus Tips for a Happy Milking Experience

• Stick to a schedule: Goats are creatures of habit. Miss milking time and she’ll let you know. Loudly. ( I milk in the morning and then in the evening remember your doe in milk will need to eat twice a day)

• Massage matters: A gentle udder massage can help get milk flowing and keep your goat relaxed.

• Be patient: Some goats are milk stand divas at first. Consistency (and grain) wins them over. ( after we are done milking we give a treat, animal crackers, apple cut into little chunks,  peanuts some of mine love them in the shell and some don’t care for the shell)

• Keep records: Track how much milk you’re getting — it helps you spot health or feed changes early.

• Use that sling when needed: It can make things safer and easier for both of you if your goat is fidgety or needs extra support.

😂 The Reality Check

You’ll spill milk. You’ll get head-butted. You might even find hoof prints in places they shouldn’t be. But the moment you pour that fresh, creamy milk into your first homemade batch of cheese, yogurt, or soap — it all feels worth it.
So grab your bucket, take a deep breath, and embrace the chaos. Because once you get into the groove, milking time becomes less of a chore and more of a morning meditation — just with more bleating.

At the end of the day, milking goats isn’t just about the milk — it’s about the bond, the rhythm, and the bragging rights when you tell people you literally got your own milk.

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If you’ve owned goats for more than five minutes, you already know they come with two things: big personalities and high-maintenance feet. Trimming hooves isn’t anyone’s favorite chore — it’s somewhere between “catching chickens in a thunderstorm” and “convincing a toddler to eat vegetables.”
But it’s gotta be done.

Healthy hooves mean happy goats, and happy goats mean fewer dramatic limp sessions and less side-eye when you walk into the barn with trimmers in hand.

My First Time Trimming  Hooves

Let me tell you, my first hoof-trimming experience was… humbling. I had my fancy new trimmers, a goat who looked innocent enough, and zero clue what I was doing. Five minutes later, I had dirt on my face, a goat that was kicking and bucking, hitting my hand and wrist giving me some nice bruises!!  The overwhelming realization that this was not as easy as the YouTube lady made it look.
But over time, I learned some of the tricks — and the bruises healed — so now I can pass on some information and maybe you can skip the chaos… or at least minimize it.

Why Hoof Trimming Matters

In the wild, goats climb rocky hillsides that naturally wear their hooves down. On our nice soft pastures? Not so much. When hooves grow too long, they start curling and trapping moisture and gunk — the perfect recipe for infections like hoof rot.
Long or uneven hooves can cause:

• Limping or sore legs
• Joint and posture issues
• Pain and infection
• And one very grumpy goat who doesn’t want to walk or play!

Think of it like this: you wouldn’t want to walk around in shoes two sizes too small — neither do your goats.

How Often to Trim

It really depends on your setup:
• Rocky terrain? Nature helps file them down.
• Soft, muddy ground? Get ready to trim every 4–6 weeks.
• Active goats? They wear them naturally.
• Lazy loungers? You’ll need to step in more often.
A quick monthly check keeps things under control. If you hear “click-clack-click” when your goat walks in the barn, that’s their not-so-subtle way of saying, “Excuse me, I need a pedicure.”

Tools You’ll Need

Before you start your goat spa day, gather your gear:

• 🐐 Goat hoof trimmers – sharp ones! (Dull trimmers are basically medieval torture for you and your goat.)
• 🧹 Hoof pick  – to clean out dirt and gunk.
• 🪓 Rasp or file – for smoothing out rough spots.
• 💉 Styptic powder ( blood stop powder) or cornstarch – for “oops” moments when you trim too close.
• 🧴 Disinfectant spray – keeps things clean. ( tools and stand)
• 🍪 Treats  or grain – the most powerful goat motivation tool known to man.

How to Trim Without Losing Your Mind

• Secure your goat.
A milking stand is your best friend. If you don’t have one, a corner and a patient helper will do. Some goats behave like angels. Others suddenly discover acrobatics.

• Clean those hooves.
Get rid of mud, hay, and mystery debris (you don’t want to know). This helps you see what you’re working with.

• Start trimming.
The hoof has two parts — the hard outer wall and the softer inner sole. Trim little by little, leveling the wall with the sole. If you see pink, stop — that’s the quick, and cutting it will make your goat hop and scream. This does hurt – think of it as if you cut your nail too short. This is where you would use the cornstarch or blood stop powder. 

• Flatten and even out.
The goal is a flat, balanced hoof that sits evenly on the ground. Uneven trims lead to pressure and limping.

• Smooth the edges.
Use a rasp to tidy things up.

• Inspect and treat.
Check for bad smells, black spots, or soft areas — possible signs of hoof rot. Clean them well and use an antibacterial spray if needed.

• Give snacks and Compliments
“Who’s a good goat? You’re a good goat!” — say it proudly. They’ll act mad for two minutes, then forget everything when you hand over the treats.

The Sling Trick: Hands-Free Goat Hoofing (and Fewer Bruises for You)

Now, if you’ve got one of those wiggly goats who thinks trimming time is an audition for Cirque du Soleil, let me introduce you to your new best friend: the goat sling.

A sling is basically a soft hammock that holds your goat off the ground while you work on their hooves — and it’s a total game-changer. You can buy one online or make your own from sturdy fabric and straps (old hay nets don’t count, no matter how creative you feel).

Here’s why it’s worth it:

• Your goat can’t squirm, leap, or moonwalk away mid-trim.
• You can actually see what you’re doing.
• It’s easier on your back (and your patience).
• It’s safer for older or heavier goats who need extra support.
Just slip your goat’s legs through the sling, lift them gently until their hooves dangle, and get to work. They’ll pout at first, but most quickly realize it’s basically a goat-sized recliner. Bonus points if you hum spa music while you work.

Pro tip: Some goats relax so much in the sling they start chewing cud like they’re on vacation. That’s when you know you’ve nailed the art of goat pedicures.

Pro Tips from the Barn

• Trim after rain — soft hooves are easier to cut.
• Keep trimmers clean and sharp. Dull blades crush the hoof instead of slicing.
• If your goat has light-colored hooves, lucky you — it’s easier to see the quick.
• Go slow on dark hooves; the quick’s harder to spot.
• Do frequent small trims instead of waiting too long. (It’s faster and less drama.)
• And most importantly: don’t take it personally when your goat acts betrayed. They’ll forgive you… eventually.

Hoof Rot: The Uninvited Guest

If your goat’s hoof smells like something died in it —  it’s probably hoof rot. It’s caused by bacteria that love damp, dirty conditions.

What to do:
• Trim away the rotting parts carefully.
• Clean thoroughly.
• Apply a hoof treatment or antibacterial spray.
• Keep your pens dry — standing in muck is like wearing wet socks all day.
Regular trims and clean living spaces prevent most problems before they even start.

Seasonal Hoof Trimming Schedule

Hoof growth changes with the weather, so adjusting your trimming routine helps keep your goats in top shape all year long:
🌸 Spring:
Wet ground + fresh grass = soft hooves that grow fast. Check every 3–4 weeks.
☀️ Summer:
Dry weather slows growth, but rocky ground can crack hooves. Trim every 5–6 weeks, and watch for chips.
🍂 Fall:
Rain returns, and mud loves to hide in hooves. Go back to monthly trims and double down on cleaning.
❄️ Winter:
Cold slows everything down. Trim every 6–8 weeks (unless your goats are living in a warm, muddy paradise — then stick with every 4–6 weeks).

Goat Owner Tips I Wish I Knew Sooner

After a few years of trial, error, and mild goat chaos, here are a few lessons that could’ve saved me a lot of time (and bruises):
• Never trust a goat who stands too still. They’re planning something.
• Hoof trimmers disappear faster than socks in a dryer. Keep spares.
• Don’t trim in your favorite jeans. You will end up covered in dirt and goat hair.
• Snacks are more effective than strength. Bribe, don’t battle.
• Check kids’ hooves early. Start handling their feet young, and trims will be way easier later.
• Trimming days go smoother with music. Bonus points if you pick something upbeat — goats love a good jam session.

Final Thoughts

Trimming goat hooves may not be glamorous, but it’s one of the best ways to keep your herd healthy and happy. It’s a small job that pays off big — fewer limp scares, better posture, and goats that can bounce, run, and dance like they were born to.

So grab those trimmers, your sense of humor, and a pocket full of snacks. Whether you’re using a milking stand, a sling, or pure determination, it’s time for the great goat pedicure — because nothing says “I love my herd” quite like making sure their feet are just as fabulous as their personalities.

Remember: it’s not chaos, it’s hoof care with attitude. 🐐💅

Here are some photos of our goats in the goat sling! While we also do use the milking stand I would have to say the sling is my favorite way to do hooves!

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If goats had a fashion runway, the French Alpines would be strutting it with confidence. Tall, colorful, and full of personality — these goats aren’t just good-looking; they’re hardworking milk machines that keep homesteads running (and laughing).

From the Alps to Your Homestead

The French Alpine goat comes from—you guessed it—the Alps. These goats were originally bred to survive tough mountain life, where they had to be strong, clever, and resourceful. France later refined the breed for dairy traits, giving us the gorgeous, hardy milkers we know today.
Because of that mountain heritage, French Alpines can handle just about anything—hot summers, cold winters, or your goat-proofing attempts that don’t quite work as planned.

A Barnyard Fashion Show

If you love variety, Alpines are your kind of goat. They come in just about every color combo you can imagine—white, black, brown, gray, spotted, solid, you name it.
They’re tall and lean, built like little athletes. With upright ears and proud faces, they always look like they know they’re fabulous. And honestly, they kind of do.

Quick stats:

• Does: 135–155 lbs
• Bucks: 170 lbs or more
• Ears: Upright and alert (the better to hear you opening the feed bin)

The Real Star: Their Milk!

Let’s be honest—most folks fall in love with French Alpines for their milk.
• They can produce 1–2 gallons a day at their peak.
• Butterfat averages around 3.5%, making their milk rich and creamy without being heavy.
• Flavor: Sweet, clean, and mild—perfect for anyone new to goat milk.
• Uses: Drink it fresh, make cheese or yogurt, or whip up some goat milk soap that smells like success.
If you’ve got a family to feed or a soap business to start, these goats will keep the milk flowing.

Mischief Makers with Charm

Alpines are the life of the barnyard party. They’re smart, curious, and full of energy.
You might catch one trying to “help” you with chores, or another seeing if the grass really is greener on the other side of the fence (spoiler: they’ll find out).

They’re not overly clingy but still enjoy hanging out with their people—especially if snacks are involved.

Caring for Your French Alpines

They’re hardy, but they still like the good life:

• Shelter: Dry, draft-free, and cozy.
• Diet: Good hay ( I use alfalfa for all my goats), loose minerals, and a little grain for milkers.

• Health: Trim those hooves every 4–6 weeks and keep up with vaccinations if you choose to do them. Do your research and find out if vaccinations or the holistic way is best for your herd.

• Breeding: Does need to be bred each year to keep the milk coming. Gestation is around 150 days, and twins or triplets are common.

• Fencing: Strong and tall. These goats are Olympic-level jumpers and escape artists. ( honestly most goats are great at escaping no matter the breed!)
With proper care, they can live 10–12 years (and keep you entertained every one of those years).

• Herd : Remember you do need more than one goat!

Beyond Milk: The Other Side of Alpines

Sure, they’re dairy stars—but French Alpines can pull their weight in other ways too.

• Meat: Extra males that aren’t used for breeding can be raised for tender, flavorful meat.

• Pack Animals: Castrated males (called wethers) can be trained as pack animals! They’re strong, sure-footed, and love a good adventure. If you’ve ever dreamed of goat hiking buddies, these are your guys.
Even the “extra boys” can have a purpose on your homestead or trail.

Why You’ll Love Them

French Alpines are the full package:
• Reliable milkers 🥛
• Hardy and adaptable 🌦️
• Beautiful and unique 🎨
• Playful, clever, and full of personality 🐐💨
They fit right in whether you’ve got a big dairy operation or a cozy homestead.

✨ Bottom line:

French Alpines aren’t just pretty faces. They’re hardworking, adaptable, and just mischievous enough to keep life interesting. Whether you’re after milk, company, or a pack buddy for your next hike, these goats do it all—with style.

Here is a photo of my French Alpine doe! Her name is Lust. I know the photo is not the best it was getting dark and she looked so cute.

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When it comes to raising goat kids, there are basically three parenting styles:

• Dam raising – Let mama do her thing while you cheer her on from the sidelines.

• Bottle raising – You become “goat parent of the year,” complete with sleepless nights, spilled milk, and kids that think you’re their personal Uber Eats.

• Hybrid raising – Tag-team parenting: a little bit mama, a little bit you. Basically co-parenting… goat edition.

So which way is better? Let’s take a little look.

🐐 Dam Raising (a.k.a. “Go Ask Your Mother”)
Mama goat handles parenting while you play the supportive role—like a coach clapping on the sidelines with snacks.
Pros:

• Low-maintenance for you – No middle-of-the-night feedings. The doe’s got this covered.

• Built-in immunity – Kids get colostrum and antibodies straight from mom. Think of it as goat multivitamins… with superpowers.

• Social skills 101 – Kids learn how to be goats from other goats. Headbutting, hay stealing, standing on things they shouldn’t—you name it.

• All-you-can-eat milk buffet – No bottles, no schedules, just unlimited milk on tap.

Cons:

• Not-so-cuddly kids – These babies bond with Mama, and while they can be friendly, it can take a lot of time. You’ll be the “background character” in their life story.

* Weaning = goat soap opera – loud crying, headbutting, dramatic standoffs. Basically, a goat telenovela.

• Disease roulette – Mama and herd members can pass on germs. Welcome to “Goat Kindergarten: Germ Sharing Edition.” ( now honestly I don’t know really if this is a con it can go bad but heard immunity can be a great thing and of course everyone has their own opinion about this some do vaccinations while other like myself do more of a Holistic way. My advice is to do lots and lots of research and find what you want to do )

• Udder favoritism – Some kids only nurse on one side. Translation: uneven udders and one very cranky mama. If this happens, you will need to milk out the side that the kid is not nursing on.

🍼 Bottle Raising (a.k.a. “Full-Time Goat Nanny”)

You’re officially goat mom (or dad). Congratulations—you now run a 24/7 goat daycare. Snacks included.

Pros:
• Instant besties – Bottle babies will adore you. Forget dogs—these goats will climb in your lap, follow you everywhere, and cry if you shut the bathroom door.

• Udder TLC – The doe’s udder stays balanced and healthy because you’re managing all the feedings.

• Better disease control – You’re the milk manager, so you can dodge certain health risks.

• Early weaning options – Want to sell kids earlier? Bottle babies make that easier.

Cons:

• You’re now the cafeteria worker – Feedings are on a strict schedule. Kiss your free mornings goodbye.

• Expensive babies –  While  now you will be going through more milk, you will have to choose if you are going with milk replacer  or whole milk a.k.a red cap (depending on where you live for the color of the cap).  You’ll swear the kids are drinking more than you budgeted for. (Spoiler: they are.)

• Goat identity crisis – Bottle babies sometimes grow up thinking they’re human. Cute… until one tries to join you on the couch. ( Is that really a con? 🤔 )

• Stage-five clingers – Forget personal space. You now have goat shadows, and yes—they will scream if you leave them for five minutes.

🐐🍼 Hybrid Raising (a.k.a. “Tag-Team Parenting”)

Mama does most of the work, but you step in with bottles when needed. Think of it like joint custody.

Pros:

• Best of both worlds – Kids still learn goat manners from mom and  bond with you. They get herd training from mama and extra snacks from you—basically, jackpot kids.

• Backup plan – If mama’s low on milk or juggling triplets, you roll in like the substitute teacher who actually brings candy.

• Less work than full bottle feeding – You’re not chained to a strict schedule; just filling in the gaps.

Cons:

• Still some work – You can’t fully escape. Monitoring nursing, balancing bottles, and explaining why the goat kids eat better than your family is all part of the fun.

• Goat confusion – Kids may look at you and think, “Wait… are you the snack bar or the babysitter?”

• Attachment shuffle – The kids get clingy with mom and you, so now you both get tackled at feeding time like a goat mosh pit.

🏆 The Final Verdict!   So… who wins the goat-parenting trophy?

• What ever way works best for you! For me, I love the hybrid way.   While I don’t love washing bottles, I do enjoy seeing those little milk faces. Having them run towards you is the cutes thing. Receiving the little kid cuddles just warms my heart.
• Being able to help the doe out as every mother knows that little break is what keeps us sane!

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When people hear my goat’s name, they usually pause and ask, “Wait… Misery?” I can’t help but laugh because despite the gloomy name, Misery is one of the brightest, most joyful parts of my homestead.

How Misery Got Her Name

Her name was actually inspired by a line from the Green Goblin in the Spider-Man movie.  At one point, he says:
“Misery, misery, misery – that’s what you’ve chosen. I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face.”

The line stuck with me because it was so bold and unforgettable, and when my little goat came into my life with her loving personality, I knew instantly what her name had to be. Misery just fit.

Of course,  She is a sweetheart She’s not loud, but when she wants attention, she lets you know it. Misery was one of our bottle babies.  She loves to follow me around.

Personality Plus

Misery is not the queen of the barnyard, but she is young. There is still time for that.   She loves climbing on everything—hay bales, rocks,  sometimes even my back if I sit still too long.

She’s also incredibly affectionate in her own goat-like way. Misery doesn’t just come over for pets; she makes her way to me and if she can she will try and sit on my lap but most of the time she will lay down right next to me and start chewing her cud.  Just like most bottle babies, they want to be with you.

Life With Misery

Owning goats is always an adventure, but Misery adds a little extra spice to every day. She keeps me laughing with her antics—like jumping in the hay feeder and laying down when she knows I am about to fill it.
Kids who visit the homestead adore her, and she loves to nibble on shoelaces or pose for pictures like a true diva.

Why She’s My Favorite

Out of all my goats, Misery has carved out a special spot in my heart. She’s independent, hilarious, and beautiful. I love watching her hop around. Every homestead needs that one animal who becomes more than livestock—they become family. For me, that’s Misery.
So, while her name might raise eyebrows (and make Spider-Man fans smile), the truth is: my life would be a lot more miserable without her.

Here are a few photos of Misery.

Breed : Nigerian Dwarf doeling

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Small Ears, Big Personality, if you’ve ever spotted a goat with almost no ears, chances are you’ve met a LaMancha goat. 

Don’t let their tiny ears fool you—what they lack in ear length. They more than make up for in charm, milk, and personality!         

 Where Did These Earless Cuties Come From? LaManchas might look like they belong in a cartoon, but they’re a real American breed.       

 Officially recognized in the 1950s, their roots trace back to goats from Spain. Today, they’re one of the most popular dairy goats in the U.S.

Those famous “earless” ears?   They are often called  Gopher ears or Elf ears, but they are  teeny nubs, less than an inch long.  No matter what they are called, they hear perfectly fine. They just look like they’re  always ready for a close-up.

                            

Milk That’s Oh-So-Creamy LaMancha milk is rich, smooth, and high in butterfat. perfect for cheese, yogurt, or even homemade soap.     

Personalities can be as sweet as their milk. They can be friendly, curious, and downright lovable, LaManchas are known to follow their humans around like puppies, but just remember that they are also just like us they do all have different personalities, I have two that don’t follow me around just keep working with them.                 

Built for Any Homestead These goats are hardy and adapt well to different climates. Whether you’re on a small hobby farm or a bigger homestead, they fit right in.  

                           

Caring for Your LaManchas.  

* Shelter: Dry, draft-free housing keeps them happy.  

 • Food: Good hay, clean water, and grain! I use grain as an occasional treat or on the milking stand while milking or doing hooves.

  • Routine Care: Regular hoof trims, parasite checks, and if you do vaccinations for your herd.       

 * Don’t forget the Ears! Those adorable little ears need just a bit of extra  TLC.

In summer: Watch for sunburn is what I’ve been told but have never had this issue. If you choose to use a sunblock on them, do your research to find a safe one for goats. When using the sunblock, I would put a little on a q- tip and dab it on.      

Cleaning the ears : Take a cotton ball or a q – tip, dip it in warm water, you dont want it dripping wet, just moist. Then, gently wipe the outside of the ear, and you will not be going into the ear canal. Keep an eye out for scratches or cuts since the ears don’t have much.

Play time! Make sure to have toys for them to jump and play on and remember a goat needs a friend. One goat will be a depressed goat.

The Bottom Line LaMancha goats may have the smallest ears in the barnyard, but they’ve got some of the biggest personalities you’ll ever meet. Between their sweet nature, creamy milk, and unique looks, it’s no wonder they’ve become a homesteader favorite. So if you’re looking for a goat that will give you both milk and laughter, the LaMancha just might be your perfect match.

Here is a photo of our beautiful Ophelia. She was born in May.  So she still has a lot of growing to do.

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